Royals beat Devil-less Rays

So shaving Buck's head gets Meche ready to pitch? It be nice if they didn't need gimicks to play well but whatever. Keep it up I guess. Link.

Playing time up for grabs

Joey Renard Gathright aka The Gator was put down today (for at least 15 days, if not permanently) with a bum shoulder. Called up was (hopefully) Mike Aviles Part Deux, Mitch Maier. Link.

Bring back Tony Pena

Man, do these guys suck or what? After the finale of a 33-6 three-day beat down by the Tigers one pines for the !Nostromos Cremos! days. What a disaster. Tampa is in town for four starting tonight. They still suck, right?

Tigers slip by Royals, 19-4

Gobble gave up 10 runs himself. Ouch. And yes TPJ did pitch the ninth inning. Gotta forget that one quick. Game two tonight.

Royals take two of three from White Trash

The South Suckers couldn't contain Esteban German (above), Mike Aviles and the rest as KC takes the final two games of the series in Chi-Town. German's double in the top of the eighth scored two and proved to be the game winner. The Royals are now 3-6 against the Pale Hose in 2008. Recap.

Back home now to face the Tigers and the Devil Rays.

We can rebuild him, we have the technology

In an RTC exclusive, below is a video of the consult Royals' doctors used for repairing John Bale's punching pitching hand. Bigger, stronger, faster.

The strategy appears to be working, as Bale pitched a scoreless inning Tuesday night in his first rehab start for the Northwest Arkansas Naturals, KC's AA affiliate. Link.

Royals start second half in Chi-town

If you're trying to get back into the pennant race no better way to do it than to go head to head with the best team. KC gets its first chance tomorrow against those classy, and clearly heterosexual, White Sox in Chicago. Link.

Aviles is human after all

Mike makes two bad plays in the field, doesn't produce with men on base. Royals lose game two to the completely pathetic (except for about 2-3 players) Orioles. Link.

CLUTCH

Miggy saves the day. Link.

Royals win 4 of 6 from Turd Birds

Finish interleague 13-5.

Head to Camden Yards tonight.

Royals sweep Rockies

Hochevar pitches eight strong. Gload explodes for three hits. Link.

Day off today. The St. Louis Pitt Turd Birds come to the K Friday.

Royals beat Rockies; De La tonight

Well, what else is new? Royals beat an NL team. Link.

Tonight, Lawnmower Man against the anything but dead De La Soul of the Rockies and one of my favorite players last year: Georgie De La Rosa. Preview.

KC takes 2 of 3

Royals wear K.C. Monarch jerseys (check 'em out here) to win the wildest game of the year 11-10 and take 2 out of 3 from San Franfreako. Link.

Series with Colorado starts tonight.

Royals sweep Turd Birds

That was a very satisfying three days of baseball. Royals 4, Cardinals 1.

Royals have now won five in a row if you're scoring at home.

Game MVP awards to Lawnmower Man and Teahen. Link.

DJ, Smirky go deep

Royals beat St. Louis 3-2. DeJesus and Gordon hit eighth inning homers as KC rallies from 2-1 down. Mexican Tough gets the save. Six games in a row with at least seven innings from a starting pitcher. Box.

Royals 2, Cardinals 1

Aviles and Hiram Kyle Davies keep performing since being called up from Omaha. Link.

Royals take 2 of 3 from D-Bags

Meche got his fourth win yesterday. Link.

Royals give up only 1 run....

don't score any. Link.

Royals fire loser

So long, Tomko. Link.

Aviles homers, Royals win

The Royals should have swept. At least they won Thursday.